Derbyshire FA Senior Challenge Cup - Round 2 (28/11/2015 13:15)

I was fortunate that this particular game had been postponed twice, due to the inclement weather of northwest Derbyshire, as the game should have been played while I was on holiday.  The re-arrangement allowed me to see another team that I saw win in round one, Hilton Harriers, and as such this was to be another 'road to the cup final' game.
Hilton, and their hosts Whaley Bridge Athletic, are tier 11 teams playing, respectively, in the Staffordshire and Cheshire leagues.
An 80 minute drive with my father saw us arrive at a very wet and blustery Horwich Park shortly after the Hilton players. The players had just left the bus and we witnessed the bus driver expertly negotiating the tight side streets of Whaley Bridge in an attempt find a suitable parking spot for the full sized coach.
Like many football grounds in the north of the county, Horwich Park lies in some stunning countryside. The facilities themselves at the ground were modern and fortunately the function room / changing rooms had a pavilion style roof which meant that we had cover from the rain from where we could watch the game.
Athletic had the weather on their backs in the first half and with that made a better start to the game. Within 15 minutes they were two up. The first came from a foul and a penalty and the second came from a right wing shot that snuck under the keeper at the near post. Athletic struck the woodwork twice before Harriers managed to create a chance, the striker firing high and wide from a good position.
As the first half was coming to an end a bobbling ball in a crowded box struck an Athletic player's arm and a penalty was awarded. The penalty was calmly converted, high and wide of the keeper's left hand. A 2:1 lead for Athletic was probably a fair reflection of the first half.
After the break Athletic were soon 3:1 up. The Harriers left back was dispossessed and the Athletic right-winger got to the byline and placed a measured cross onto a colleague's head who neatly finished from 7 yards out.
After the fourth goal had been scored the game was fairly even and both teams had a couple of half chances to score but the game saw no more goals and Athletic were through to the third round and a plum tie away at Alfreton Town.
On a personal note I was hoping that Hilton would have made it through. I have a friend who plays for the veterans team and it is fantastic that such a new club is contributing so much to the local community. The Harriers' chairman explained to us today how the club has, as the Hilton expands, ambitions to progress up the footballing pyramid. I soon hope to see Harriers playing in the East Midlands Counties Football League Premier Division (tier 10). But, with six Derbyshire Senior Cup games seen so far, my 'road to the cup final' teams are now Whaley Bridge Athletic and Heanor Town.

Battered Fish-Heads

A stroll from my friend's house in Hannover, on Saturday 21st November, got us to the hauptbahnhof in plenty of time for the 12:46 train to Wolfsburg. 

As we waited on platform 12, along with a number of other travellers, we noticed that some Werder Bremen fans were being held, by the police, on platform 13 and we thought it very considerate that Deutsche-Bahn  were going to lay on two trains to Wolfsburg, 1 for fans and 1 for regular travellers. At the last minute the information on our platform sign changed which resulted in a mass exodus to platform 13. 

We boarded our platform 13 train and as we waited to leave the unlucky number 13 struck. A problem with the carriage doors, initially blamed  by DB on the Werder football fans, caused a delay. For an hour we sat waiting and as we did we found out that the following 13:46 train had been cancelled. If our train didn't now leave we would miss the game. As the minutes ticked to 13:48 we realised that we had to make a drastic change if plan - a quick walk back to my mate's flat to take the car. 

"What would English football fans do if they were left stranded on their way to a match?" asked my friend. "Smash up the train!" I replied. 

A 150km/h blast along the autobahn got us to the VW Arena with 5 minutes to spare.

Myself and my friend sat apart in the first half as the match was deemed a sell-out, unsurprising as Wolfsburg were flying high in the Bundesliga and also doing well in the Champions League. Werder, on the other hand, had continued their decade long decline. 

The first half went to form and Wolfsburg went into the break 2:0 up thanks to all the pressure they put the Werder defence under. An own goal and a header from a set piece brought the goals. 

At half time my friend, a Bremener himself, told me that the man next to him soon realised that he was a Bremen fan, due to his lack a excitement after Wolfsburg's goals.

Although the match was well attended a few empty seats remained, like the one next to me, and my friend and myself sat together in the second half, thankfully, for my mate, a little further away from the Wolfsburg fans with their chanting of "Werder are stinking because of the water from the River Weser they are drinking!". 

After the break, as Werder pushed forward to get back into the game, their defensive frailties were further exposed by clinical breaks from Wolfsburg. Four second half goals from Wolfsburg, Andre Schurrle involved in most of the goal threats, gave the Werder fans the depressing scoreline of 6:0 to take home with them. Maybe the Werder fans who may had been left stranded in Hannover now considered themselves lucky. 

Teams from the Hanseatic northern German towns are called 'fish-heads' by fans of other teams. On this occasion the fish-heads were battered. 

 

Derbyshire FA Senior Challenge Cup - Round 2 (11/11/2015 19:45)

In the first round of the cup I saw Belper United cruise past Gamesley and Borrowash Victoria narrowly beat South Normanton Athletic. As I am doing the 'road to the cup final' thing I  had a tough choice with regard to which second round game I should watch, as, unfortunately, United and Vic's had scheduled their respective games for the same evening.
The game that I chose to watch looked like the pick of the second round draw; that being Belper of the Central Midlands League - Division South (Tier 11) at home against Heanor of the Midland Football League Premier Division (Tier 9).  I had seen Town and United already this season and I was mightily impressed with both, unsurprisingly as both teams are flying high in their respective leagues.
Arriving at Christchurch Meadow, now branded the Marston's Stadium, I was surprised to see a reasonably full car park. Heanor had brought a good number of fans with them, and the gate was a significant improvement on the handful that witnessed United's first round game.
After the respectful Remembrance Day's minute's silence the game immediately sprung to life. With 2 minutes on the clock a bad foul on the edge of United's box, and a pushing over of a Belper player in the resultant melee, resulted in a player from each side entering the referee's notebook.
Heanor had the better of the first half and finally found the net via the head of their striker, Clark, after Belper failed to clear the ball from their area. Heanor's lead lasted only 5 minutes however, as a ball swung in from the edge of Heanor's box found the right back, Robley, lurking at the far post. As it looked like the underdogs were going to go into the break all square Heanor's Cooper burst through the middle and, unchallenged, unleashed a 20 yard shot passed the keeper's right hand.
2:1 to Heanor seemed fair at half time as, as league standings would suggest,  they looked a group of stronger and more accomplished players.
It wasn't long into the second half before Heanor extended their lead. A cross from the left found Debrouwer unmarked and from 7 yards out a calm header made it 3:1. United never gave up and a far post header by Stockley made it 3:2.
The game was niggley from the start and when Heanor's Naylor went down under a firm challenge he petulantly kicked out in a manner reminiscent of Beckham-Simeone. "10, 10, 10, 10, 10... we aren't having this!" called out the referee, as he trotted over and produced a yellow card.
More petulance from Heanor soon followed. A foul was awarded to Heanor in the left back position as a United player was harrying the defender too aggressively. Following the awarding of the free kick, and as soon as the offending United player had turned his back, the defender, Clarke, lobbed the ball at the back of the United player's head. A straight red.
10 man Heanor ran down time by the corner flag and the referee called an end to proceedings. According to quite a few watches no stoppage time at all seemed to have been played. "That's just the 45 minutes" shouted the Belper bench at the final whistle.
I now await the third round draw to find out where I will be watching Heanor Town play next.

Derbyshire FA Senior Challenge Cup - Round 2 (10/11/2015 19:45)

As I was watching Hilton's win in Round 1of the Derbyshire FA Senior Challenge Cup, Stapenhill won away at Glapwell and Mickleover RBL beat Clay Cross away at the fantastically named 'The I Want Pet Foods Ground'.
This evening Stapenhill of the East Midlands Counties League Premier Division (Tier 10) hosted, at Edge Hill, Mickleover Royal British Legion of the Central Midland Football League - Division South (Tier 11) in Round 2.
As we (my companion, a former school teacher in Blackpool, and myself) arrived at the ground, on the outskirts of Burton Upon Trent, we were asked by the turnstile supervisor if we would like to have a go at the blackout. As I noticed that Blackpool was available I quickly handed over my fifty pence piece and scribbled my name against 'The Tangerines'. Of course, I won, which slightly miffed my companion.
Prior to kick off we walked a lap of the pitch and we were impressed by the ground and facilities. We were even more impressed later, at half-time, with the fifty pence sausage rolls served in the bar.
As the teams lined up we noticed that Legion looked a little like Borussia Dortmund in their yellow and black strip. They even had a coach that bore more than a passing resemblance to Jurgen Klopp. Unfortunately, for them, this is where the similarities ended.
Legion, although they battled hard throughout the game, very rarely threatened the Stapenhill goal. Stapenhill, however, looked dangerous at every attack with fluid movements, overlaps and penetrating passes.
Stapenhill's forward, Campbell, scored in each half. The first from inside the box after a good move down the left and the second with a close range header.
A 2:0 score line was fair. Stapenhill should probably have scored more with the amount of chances and half-chances they created and it would have been fitting for Legion to get a consolation goal for the effort they put in over the 90 minutes.

For information -  Stapenhill is an area and civil parish in Burton upon Trent, Staffordshire. Stapenhill FC's ground however lies just beyond the town and county boundary in Derbyshire. The photograph above shows the Edge Hill ground (Derbyshire) and residential properties of Stapenhill itself (Staffordshire).

Mickleover's Microclimates

With the recent disbanding of Mickleover Royals FC there remain only five Derby teams that play in the top 11 tiers of the English footballing pyramid; these being Derby County, Mickleover Sports, Borrowash Victoria, Graham Street Prims and Mickleover RBL.
It was my aim today to see Mickleover Royal British Legion FC in their Central Midland Football League - Division South game at The Poppyfields, thus completing the set of seeing all the remaining Derby teams play at home in competitive games. Today would have been a fitting occasion to see RBL, the day before Remembrance Sunday, but it wasn't to be.
Arriving at The Poppyfields, 15 minutes before kick off, the lack of goal nets and the deathly quiet of a football ground without people present was alarming. Managing to find some chaps playing football on the adjacent 5-a-side pitch we (myself, father and my pin badge collecting companion) learnt that the game had been abandoned due to a waterlogged pitch. We wondered whether the other game of the afternoon in Mickleover would suffer the same fate.
Arriving at the Don Amott Arena we were relieved to find out that Mickleover Sport's game versus Ashton United in the Northern Premier League Premier Division was to go ahead as planned. We then wondered whether the Derby suburb of Mickleover has microclimates that result, during a shower, in Western Road suffering more than Station Road.
Newly promoted Sports have struggled so far this season and they struggled today too. Ashton's number 9 tore Sports to bits in the first half and we feared that the 3:0 half-time score line would turn into a 6:0 defeat. Ashton sat back in the second half however and Mickleover got back in the game. The solitary Sports consolation goal made the 3:1 score line a little more respectable but on this showing we fear that there may be a swift return to NPL South.